You notice that you’ve turned on the wrong burner, scorching a poor hapless potholder and failing to boil that damned water for your pasta . . . and failed to turn on the lukewarm oven (since there’s been so much cooking going on) leaving your chocolate chip cookies in disarray.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I think I need a break. Fortunately that all happened last night. And the marshmallow disaster (we’ll talk about that later) happened much earlier in the day. Too much pressure, I tell you. And it’s all self induced.

*Sigh* I just want it all to be perfect. Is that too much to ask???