On Monday, I sat at my desk after lunch wondering how I could have possibly eaten all that leftover (roasted) garlic that was with the roasted asparagus I ate . . . a few chocolate covered ginger mints and a cup of coffee later, I was dealing with a slightly better bad breath problem.

On Tuesday, I discovered a painful zit in the center of my forehead while sitting at my desk. I managed to squeeze it a bit, leaving it a little less painful and a lot more red. Did I mention it being in the CENTER of my forehead?

Now it’s Wednesday and I can’t help but wonder what might be in store for me today. A skirt caught in my underwear? Toilet paper on my shoe? Perhaps a terrible cause of gas? It’s anyone’s guess at this point.

On a separate and side note, I had a nightmare about cooking last night and forgetting to put expensive and key ingredients away when I was done with them (like filets and whatnot) then I wake up to find 3/4 of a can of evaporated milk left on the counter . . . not expensive, but a waste nonetheless. And I hate waste. Plus I had plans for the leftovers . . .